Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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