Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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