if only i could text you this smell
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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