He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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