he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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