Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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