I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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