Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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