We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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