Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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