Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
