So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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