that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She bit a glass in half.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
whose parrot is this?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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