yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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