turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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