absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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