I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Randomize
