i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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