This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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