i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
just found out that she named her cat after me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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