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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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