I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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