I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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