How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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