i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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