I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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