i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize
