Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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