I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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