biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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