found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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