Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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