gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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