are you so shy because you have an std?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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