Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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