party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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