She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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