we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize