If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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