Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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