I want to have your abortion
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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