My hair reeks of homosexuality.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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