a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
