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im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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