My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just forgot I was standing up.
Randomize
