I swear she didn't look like that last week.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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