I can tuck mytits in my pants
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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