8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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