he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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