they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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