Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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