I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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