She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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