So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Sext me about skeletons
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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